Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

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Shailei

A kind hearted girl with a sheltered mind. She is beautiful beyond compare and will drop everything to help someone, let Shailei be in your life. Everyone needs to be a Shailei

You can't live without Shailei.

by savage _sasha June 18, 2018

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She's one of the prettiest , smartest, and funniest girls you will meet. Shailene is one of a kind and would do anything to be an excellent roll model. Shailene could be around your kids for 5 minutes and by the time they come home they are someone completely different. If someone tells you that you look like a Shailene , you should be proud!

Sally- what's your name? You look like a Shailene.
Shailene-Thank you! That is my name .

by @niah.got.curlz on ig April 24, 2020

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shalley

One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shalley is smart and intelligent. She has a great personality and loves to help others. She is always laughing and loves to put a smile on everyone's face. Shalley is the girl that is beautiful and hot. Nobody should leave a Shalley

Is that Shalley? She looks very beautiful today

by Annie Shakrin July 9, 2020

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Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

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