flesh shank

An erect penis ready to penetrate a throbbing vagina.

My dude Dez said "aye brah, I'm bout to give this thirsty bitch my Flesh Shank"..

by Ja-Shoe-Waa June 6, 2016

Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.

I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

by FitJerk July 31, 2010

in-fucking-sane

Main Entry: in·fuck·ing·sane
Pronunciation: (')in-FUCKING-'sAn
Function: adjective

1. Something so insane it is beyond the scale of comprehension.

Usage: Aural Sex Sadisco* was in-fucking-sane!

See: www.sadistic-disco.com

by Nate Cooper August 15, 2005

Fake and Shake

When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.

Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.

Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.

by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003