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A kid that is way too smart for his own good, and uses the Internet to own your ass while conversing with you on AIM. He will frequently look up websites and transfer files to you to a) make you laugh, b) prove your stupidity, c) rant about something.

He is also a sick artist, but will never draw a picture for you, no matter how much you beg.

And he drives a refrigerator, which is still better than your nonexistent car.
"I told Shane Foley I thought that car was ugly, and he bombarded me with a bunch of pictures of other cars asking if I thought THEY were ugly, too. Then he googled my name and showed me all the embarrassing shit that came up."
by JoBros on her Old Amazon List January 15, 2009
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