Shampoontang

having sex in the shower while lathering, rinsing and repeating over and over again.

I heard that there is some sweet shampoontang over in the girls locker room.

by Omeil and Dan April 6, 2006

soy sauce shampoo

some wrong racist definition some girl jealous of asian girls' hair made up to try to feel better about her own crap hair

soy sauce shampoo is non existent. there is however shampoo with soy which makes your hair healthier

by gjj100 August 14, 2009

shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

soy sauce shampoo

a shampoo used by hot asian girls that makes their hair smell like soy sauce.

Molly wanted to go to the school dance but she couldnt without her trademark soy sauce shampoo smell.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

Fort Worth Shampoo

pouring mineral oil over someones head

Down in Huston we call this a Fort Worth shampoo!

by bestfriend February 18, 2007

Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

by Robo July 16, 2006

shampoo

A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.

I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.

by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010