Shanwow

A woman that has raw dog sex with diffrent men on successive nights and attempts to not shower or otherwise wash herself in any way.

Jason: Did you hook up with that chick from the bar?

Alex: I almost did but her friend told me she hadnt washed after the hookup from lastnight.

Jason: Man that is some Shanwow shit right there.

by Avengedyousevenfold June 8, 2009

sham wow now

a song from youtube by josh(or on youtube hes called thecomputernerd01)
a parody of "boom boom pow" by the black eyed peas
the songs is really funny..if you like random.....XD lol

lyrics:

gotta get that(x3)
gotta get-t-t-t-t that that that, that that
sham wow now
gotta get that , sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

yo i got this wig it really smells you can keep it
im up to 20 pounds
i got my sham wow now with my bar of soap
i got two light blubs in my hand, nest level super mario bros
i got that sham wow now
i like to lick that sham wow now

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

im on that sham wow guy, yall here that cow go"moooooo"
my sham wow soaks up water fast, it also soaks up ur FACE!
Im stuck inside this rubber tube, gonna freack out" weres my sham wow?"
im on my favorite tree, kinda look like a bum-ble-bee

ima beast when you use sham wow, into the bush i almost died!!
greener smaller fatter older, nail clipping, ima baller
cuz we got the bowl of water, we got a sham wow NOW!
it soaks up all the water...well thats what the commercial said

oooohh

people in this bathroom, if u wanna soak up water-er-er*guy shakes head*
put ur sunglasses on, ima about to eat a cookie, heres ur sham wow

i be cleanin my feet, i be cleaning my feet

here we go,here we go,orange or purple, yall getten soaked wit the SHAM WOW!
i drin lots of liquids every day, it makes me wanna say SHAM WOW!
eating chips wit the SHAM WOW, on the toilet with the.......
*points to sham wow guy* this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea(lol it shows a can of peas..the vegtable)
this guy is really creepy, it makes me wanna pea

i like that sham wow now

it makes me really really dry

the orange color makes me laugh
this guys a creeeeeper
im so 2 thousand b.c
you so hairy and white(its a dog people...)
i got that sham wow now
eat a French fri, sham wow now
lemme eat it now

sham wow now
gotta get that, sham wow now
gotta touch that, sham wow now
gotta smell that, sham wow now
gotta eat that
sham wow now, sham wow now
sham wow now, sham wow now

by the world may never know..... July 8, 2009

ShamPOW

When you pay a prostitute to come to your hotel room and she bites your tongue. Your only option is to punch her in the face to make her let go.

My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!

by daddydaycare March 30, 2009

sham wow

1.what you say to someone who was just owned
2.a german towel that will pleasure u in more ways than any paper towel
3.the sexiest infomercial ever
4.vince

SHAM WOW BITCH!

by SxyPenguin308 April 1, 2009

shampow

To repeatitly punch a $1000 prostitute in the face who's biting your tongue and won't let go.

So how did you get her to let go?
SHAMPOW!!- she never saw it comin

by DickMagnet March 31, 2009

Sham Wow

When something so amazingly awesome leaves you awe-struck and the words "wow, sweet, badass, wicked, etc." just can't describe it. Don't forget your favorite headset microphone, then squint and prepare your best new york accent.

Did you just see that guy give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance, it sham wows me every time!

by iWeasel410 January 29, 2009

sham wow

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

Wow, I had 12 tequila shots and got really sham wowed last night.

by Sasquatch03 June 11, 2009