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single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
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sexpectation

The expectation or assumption of sex. I commonly use this term when meeting online dates for the first time. "I am not a hooker, so no sexpectations please." Original word coined by Luna C, the mistress of all she surveys. ;)
We are meeting for coffee and to make sure you aren't yet another psycho online stalker,so no sexpectations,okay?
by Luna C April 4, 2007
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separation block

A shitty T-shaped wooden block used to separate canoodlers so that there is enough room for Jesus. The block is usually one Joel arm length and can pry, stab and injure canoodlers. It is also commonly used as a "shooing stick." When using the separation block, the most common phrases consist of "Leave room for Jesus!" and "No purpleing at camp!"
Joel: No purpleing at camp, or I'll have to use my separation block on you!
by Zesty Taco April 18, 2018
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separation anxiety

This is where children and babies become scared and anxious over their parents or carers leaving them in a childcare setting. The children will most likely cry and need comforting, so that they will become more independent and not become so anxious when their parents leave.
parent 1: How was my child today?
Key Worker: Your child continuously cried and didn't want to eat or play. I believe he may be suffering from separation anxiety
by ObserversAreWatching February 13, 2017
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Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.
Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder
by Zrock76 June 21, 2011
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Viral Separation

When someone would dump their boyfriend or girlfriend, or even their fiancé or fiancée, after they were tested positive for the coronavirus, because they reasoned that any offspring from them might not grow into a healthy person, whose DNA would have been compromised by infected cells, or who might be carriers of yet-to-be-detected corona diseases for future generations.
Guesstimate how many couples worldwide quietly or unexplainably parted ways due to viral separation since the beginning of the pandemic.
by MathPlus March 20, 2022
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Sextration

Meaning sexual frustration, due to the lack or craving of sex.
My boyfriend comes home in a week, 7 days till the end of my sextration!
by lauren ferrari March 28, 2009
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