disorder attention seeker

a girl who pretends that she has a mental disease/disorder such as depression, anxiety, OCD, etc. to look cool or popular and/or receive special attention. very selfish and rude to people who were clinically diagnosed with the disorder

disorder attention seeker: im such a clean freak i think i have OCD!!!1111!!!!!111

by no snitchin November 2, 2014

Facebook Attention Seekers

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.

by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015

shukesturbating

Simultaneously vomiting and excreting feces while gratifying ones self through the act of masturbation.

1. Gary was extremely dehydrated after shukesturbating violently.
2. Common side effects of shukesturbating often include extreme fatigue, loss of appetite, and bloodfarts.

by gary612 July 7, 2010

Getting Sekelied

To drink ones self into oblivion on Friday and continue the process until class on Monday. While getting Sekelied, one does not worry about personal hygiene, attractiveness of sexual partner, the sex of said partner, or even the age of said partner; basically life in general outside of their room and fridge. To be truly Sekelied, generally one must consume nothing but 3 to 4 cases of beer during the weekend. Food is not important.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend this weekend. The only thing that took the pain away was getting Sekelied.

by Kiong Kim April 18, 2007

Semuke

Used in a yaoi pairing in anime, manga, or fan comics. Describes the middle person in a threesome.

Uke, Semuke, Seme...

by Pyriix November 29, 2006

Pulling a Sekely

A sexual act in which one positions their partner so that you can grab your partners hand and lick it while stroking the palm with your other hand's pinky. While liking/stroking the hand of your partner, take them to the brink by rubbing your second toe along their body. The dirtier the foot the better. Being scummy and flat out disturbing as possible with this technique is the key. Getting Sekelied while using this technique is recommended. A great move for those with a foot fetish.

Bill got the poor girl so drunk that she didn't mind him Pulling a Sekely all over her cunt. He told me that he had even pissed on his toe earlier that day for the full effect.

by Kiong Kim April 18, 2007

Slukens

(n.) A person who must parent their childish father. Comes from the type of family where the nephew is older than the aunt. Often says words such as: "chillin''", "jawn", and "clutch". Loves intense gaming and ghetto rap (especially Lil Wayne). Has a chill personality but a hot temper. Doesn't take shit from anyone.

"Yo Scott, how'd you break your hand?"

"I dropped this kid; that's what happens when you fuck with a Slukens."

by misslukens July 12, 2011