Someone who bamboozles you into buying rubbish.
If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.
If you ever go to the market and the salesman tells you that his item is of "great quality," and then you leave thinking that you just had a good deal but 4 days later you realize that you purchased a worthless piece of shit, then you have been swindled by a Serbian salesman.
"Milos, you asshole Serbian Salesman, you told me this backpack would last me a lifetime and the next day my books fell through the bottom. Take a shower you asshole and NO, I will not have sex with your stinky wife in compensation."
by LaWhyno July 20, 2009
The act of stabbing/shanking somebody in the side, stretching out the wound and proceeding to have intercourse with the wound. Adding insult to injury
by Joey B.D. June 14, 2010
Originally hailing from the uncanny likeness to Osama Bin Ladens beard. When the genitalia of a male/female is evenly carpeted by a thick layer of scragly and/or greasy bush that hangs at least 6 inches. The smell of which compares to that of a nazi jew oven after a long day of cooking. It is also great for covering the following: puffy Vag lips, manginas, small shafts, Gaga balls, STD's, and last but not least the left over remains of last night's meal (these can serve as a tasty treat for your partner).
B****-"Dude I was about to nail Samantha but I couldnt even find her clam through that Serbian Beard."
T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."
B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."
T*****-"I know! That thick overgrowth is like an Amazon jungle. I swear I saw monkeys swinging from her Vag Vines."
B****-"At least i got free KFC out of it, but my crotch has been itchy lately..."
by B-beard&R-beard July 18, 2010
Friend: How'd it go with that girl you picked up at the club last night?
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.
Me: It was going well, until we were in bed for 40 minutes and I realized I had be hit by the Serbian Curse.
by valtrexx November 10, 2012
by TheGayGuyWhoSuckedYouOff July 17, 2018
Because it took so long to arrest him and the trial carried on for years Slobodan Milosevic was able to take the Serbian exit.
by Bill the Cat April 23, 2008
Before leaving the enclave troops took the Serbian exit by burning down all the buildings and burying all the bodies in an unmarked mass grave.
by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008