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Senorsalsa

The state of being a superhuman latino. Abilities include the telekentic taco which is the ability to rip a persons head in half vertically with your mind, the ability to make someone pee fire. Ultimate borderhop technique the ability to jump high over fences, run bitch run the ability to run from police at lightspeed half the speed of a black person running from the police, and finally AHH it burns the ability to make your foes urinate flames which consume them in seconds!
Senorsalsa just ahnilated me with telekentic taco
by Senor Salsa January 27, 2007
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senoj

Senoj: the guy whos gonna take yo bicth
by Shecokka myers November 1, 2017
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Foggy Señor

Putting thick black rimmed glasses on a girl who is giving you head, while you smoke a Cuban stogie. Just before you explode in her mouth, you pull out, slip the cigar into her mouth, and cum on her glasses, thus obscuring her vision.
Juanita thoroughly enjoyed the Foggy Señor I gave her last night.
by dm13 July 31, 2011
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Señora Diabla

Literally a direct translation of "Miss Devil". This is a term used to describe the types of spanish teachers that are overly materialistic and highly judgemental - the types of things you might see in a spawn of the devil. Because Señora Diabla is so materialistic and judgemental, she comes off as highly unattractive and therefore does not have kids or a husband even at the age of 45.

It also kind of refers to the general idea that spanish is the devil's language, and therefore the spanish teacher IS literally a direct spawn of the devil.
Person 1: Yo, you see Señora Diabla roll up in her 350z? How does a teacher afford a nice car on that salary?

Person 2: Yea man but she doesn't have a husband or kids to spend her money on. All she has is her 666 cats.

Person 1: Yea dude I can't stand her she is always trying to judge me like she is God or some shit...
by what?!yousuckMYdick! December 4, 2010
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senor unicornio

Senor Unicornio is an awesome pillow pet unicorn. He has a mustache and a beautiful floral bow tie. He has a lot of swag and is everyone's best friend. However, Senor Unicornio does not talk. He has lavender plush fur and it is so soft that you could sleep in it. Senor Unicornio lives with a loving family. Senor Unicornio has been on a diet his entire life by not eating anything. He is a supermodel for his glorious facial hair. He lives on a bed on Unicornio Avenue. His favorite amusement park is UnicorniaLand, just like Disneyland but for unicorns. #fab4ever
Senor Unicornio is so swag! Does he gotta bae? Or NAH? IZ HE TRYNA DATE? OR NAH
by Senor Unicornio June 7, 2014
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Si Señor

Only the realest of señores can withstand el rancho.
by Yasmany May 27, 2018
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senor danny

the greatest person you could ever talk to.<3simply super.:)
michaela: senor danny your a hoe!but simply sweet at the same time.=
by michaelathegreatest=] February 9, 2008
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