Semrents

What you call your aunt and uncle just like you call your mom and dad parents.

Lily: Hey Tim! Can I come over to your house this weekend? Tim: Sorry Lily, I'm going to go visit my semrents this weekend.

by PSrz March 17, 2010

Sement

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011

semenatrix

like the matrix...... but with semen

ewwww dave, its all sticky and slimy

by the semenator March 15, 2005

Semen Slap

Where a person goes and jacks off in the bathroom of a High school, palms his semen, walks into the cafeteria, and exacts revenge on a person that mushroom stamped the person who is givnig the semen slap. Then slaps the person, with the hand full of semen.

Greg walked into the cafeteria and semen slapped the shit out of him.

by funniest thing to happen this year at BHS March 29, 2005

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

semenator

A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen than the average human. Basically, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitely a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 July 15, 2008

Suicidal Semen Fastball

Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.

" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."

by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010