Smoking the Salmon

When a woman farts and the expelled gas can’t make its way out it's usual trajectory, so it shoots forward, through the labia, and sometimes INTO the vagina.

Jenny, these jeans are so tight that when I’m sitting down I keep smoking the salmon. Bubbly tickles up my front butt.

by Joesmelle January 27, 2019

salmon slip way

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.

Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk

by snowcat October 4, 2015

salmon sloshing

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Solmon

A natural born chad that knows just how to make your day better with knowledge and laughter.
He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.

“GET SOLMONED”

by ThatOrangeEngine November 18, 2020

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023