Slepting

To text while sleeping in an inebriated state of mind

I was so drunk last night that I must have been slepting last night.

by Walkovich11 August 23, 2014

Selective texting

The act of strategically picking and choosing who you do and don't reply to while continuing to post on every other form of social media.

Is it just me or is Sarah selective texting like a mawfucka tonight?

by Jibberish July 19, 2016

Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

by Danny February 10, 2004

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy

- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active

by Dean December 4, 2004

selective txter

Someone who only answer txts that they care enough to answer.

Guy1: I keep txting Kelly about hanging out.
Guy2: Wat did she say?
Guy1: Nothing! But when i asked her if she wanted to smoke da herb she was blowing up my phone
Guy2: Wat a selective txter

by James Wiltfong March 20, 2008

Selective hearing

The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.

"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".

by SenoritaCynthia February 4, 2010

Slexting

The Definition of "Sexting"....is the combination of sleeping and texting. When one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. Therefore the Next morning one will not remember Slexting nor have any idea what the Slext said.

Hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on...and you replied "waffles"....whats up with that?

Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...

by Thizz Gabe April 14, 2008