scud

(Verb). The past tense of skidding on a bicycle. If you grew up in a cave and didn't already know, skidding is when you slam the brakes and slide sideways.

Yo chuck did you see that, I must've scud 20 feet!

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Scud

A long, straight, solid turd.

I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.

by Bacinuge July 7, 2018

Scud

A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.

1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."

by heydoood June 15, 2019

Scuds

Nude pictures
Scottish slang

'Send scuds'

by Mordog_420 April 27, 2019

Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.

Get the fuck up out my face scud puppy

by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020

Scuds

A reference to a womans' **large breasts** which alludes to the Soviet made ballistic missiles made famous by Sadam Hussain.

Whoa did you see the top Linda is wearing today? God her scuds are amazing. And I love her personality.

by Pacmann32 April 11, 2020

Scud attack

The profound case of unpredictable flatulence attacks you release after eating middle eastern or especially Iraqi food. You could potentially strike anyone near you as long as you're within in range. Works best when you're sneaking around or are highly mobile.

Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...

by Kachumber May 7, 2020