scone nibbler

very british children

“Stop being such a scone nibbler”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.

Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.

by Spazet May 16, 2011

Hippy muffin scone

A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.

I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

The Slone

The act of jacking off to gay porn.

He is in the bedroom doing the Slone.

by Golden Shower Elf April 21, 2009