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Scenester

Most likely a 12-14 kid who thinks bands such as Bless the Fall are brutal. They tend to dye their hair unnatural colors and go to shows looking like fags. A scenester actually thinks he/she is different when really they are a dime a dozen.
Scenester: Did u just hear that breakdown?!? Ya Bless the fall is so awesome!

Normal Person:....ur fucking gay
by Pop sucks ballz September 11, 2009
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The latest Pestilence/Epidemic or Craze to hit young people.

The Scenesters have the most appalling style of dress.

FEMALE
- Footless Tights often worn under a ultra short denim skirt with a black belt to support it, often used to "disguise" the fact that she isnt really a floozy but really is.
- Latitude Cap
- Any top that reveals any part of the shoulder (usually bra strap), cleavage or mid-riff.
- Croppy hair (normally dyed black but often blonde)
- Barbie Doll/Plastic looking faces.

MALE
- Hair put up into a Mohawk, often died but sometimes is grown long thus the hair comes over the eyes.
- "anarchy" t-shirts or shirts.
- Leather Pants

The Scenesters grammar and spelling is often appalling thus has an appalling command of the english language (even worse than the scenesters cousins - the wigga). They use spelling and "oompaloompa language" as Hay Nigz, and "lyk OMG hes so SXC" i mean what the fuck is that? it aint english.

Scenesters like to think they are there own culture but they are in reality just another sub-class of the prep culture - as long as everybody else is doing it then they are in reality preps
by Brother Number One July 21, 2008
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(Acronym for Scene Kid ) - A Pathetic young person aged under 25 who blindly and mindlessly follows the flock like the Sheep they are but fit the description of: Males - Mohawks or Died hair and "punk" outfits although they know shit about the punk genre and only dress like a punk because its "in style". The female species of this diddicums group has choppy hair often with one side passing over either the left or right eye and is often dyed (usually black). In any cases Scenesters either listen to wussy poser "punk" bands (AKA "punk" bands that are actually on the top 40 or 50 or whatever charts and are overplayed on top 40/50 radio stns) ie. Blink 182, Greenday. or whatevers hot on the charts at current. Scenesters are another Sub-Group of Preps and chavs - sick fucks who like the sheep they are follow the crowd and dont know shit about individuality.
Those Scenesters - they need to be rounded at gunpoint to cathedral square, tied to that cone thingee and executed via firing squad for being poseurs - fuck them all, they die now
by Brother Number One July 12, 2005
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Another form of popular or cool person starting at the age of twelve.scenesters shop at the most in brand name stores like Off The Wall ,American eagle,and West 49 .They each seem be different in style but really they think the same .humour is a big part there social life.nexopia is a favourite among scenesters because it allows them to fluant ther so called cool personallitys.
scenester girl:your a freak

normal person:why?

scenester:because you just randomly started saying things to sheri.
that isn't cool.
(sheri is her scenester friend who enjoys saying oh em gee and describing things that shed rather not do as barfing in an old man pants and make him dance.A common behavior of scenesters)
by Aberdeen November 11, 2008
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indie scenester

Uses music as a fashion accessory.

Into the whole Mod thing of the 60s but have somehow got it all wrong. They like bands such as Belle & Sebastian, The Strokes, Bloc Party, Razorlight, Franz Ferdinand, The Libertines, The Smiths, The Cure (all of a sudden) "sleazy" electro and basically everything the music magazine NME tells them to listen to. Occasionally you'll see one wearing a Led Zeppelin tshirt under their blazer which so obviously proves they are "rock and roll" and into old school "hard" rock. Favorite Led Zeppelin song of theirs would probably be Stairway To Heaven.
They try to involve themselves in creative subjects at college and university such as art, photography and media studies and like to watch Japanese horror films, 1950's French films, James Dean films etc.
Go to the Camden Barfly on a Friday night and you will think you have walked into a cloning experiment.
I enjoy making songs that are no longer than 50 seconds. I enjoy making movies about nothing. I enjoy wantching james dean on my television set. I like making artwork covers for bands that only exist inside my head.
by Working Up A Sweat October 5, 2004
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a label created by people with nothing more interesting going on in their lives than analyzing other's motives for the way they dress/listen/act.
the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big
Person 1: God, look at her hair, what a scenester. I bet she listens to Green Day!
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing
by sandra dee January 11, 2009
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Look at that fucking faggot scenester, when will they grow up.
by PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS March 22, 2009
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