by Jarbeard July 19, 2005
Get the Scene Kidmug. Scene Kids are winey, worrying, forever moaning morbid wankers, with no dress sense. They wear shitty rave colours and odd shoelaces to prove how fucking odd they are. Most of them are vegans 'cos they have a shit diet consisting of each other hairy balls.
Indie Kid 1: Check out that fucking scene wanker; Look at his shoes! ahaha.
Scene Kid: Hey Fuck off! What the fuck are you wearing?
Indie Kid 2: Please bore someone else with your pathetic questions and tell them to someone who actually cares, yeah goodluck finding someone.
Scene Kid: Hey Fuck off! What the fuck are you wearing?
Indie Kid 2: Please bore someone else with your pathetic questions and tell them to someone who actually cares, yeah goodluck finding someone.
by Crying Lightning September 1, 2009
Get the Scene Kidmug. Kids who were formally a confused EMO kid seeemo kid but saw the light of the "scene."  Usually characterized by short choppy hair, dyed many colors, and resembling a mullet. (Often sweeping bangs included) 
They will wear bright colored clothing, and shop often at thrift stores see vintage or at really expensive boutiques. They love flats, animal prints, and band tees.
"Scene" derives from the term "Music Scene" and describes the kind of kids that go out to shows. These kids love music and dancing, and will listen to hardcore gangsta rap sometimes.
They often use brackets in their names Myspace and add words to their names, eg Douggy Drug, Julia Gore, and Brootal Brittany, and will sometimes go by these names in Real Life.
They will wear bright colored clothing, and shop often at thrift stores see vintage or at really expensive boutiques. They love flats, animal prints, and band tees.
"Scene" derives from the term "Music Scene" and describes the kind of kids that go out to shows. These kids love music and dancing, and will listen to hardcore gangsta rap sometimes.
They often use brackets in their names Myspace and add words to their names, eg Douggy Drug, Julia Gore, and Brootal Brittany, and will sometimes go by these names in Real Life.
by Marina (402) April 10, 2007
Get the Scene Kidmug. If I were asked to define a "scene kid", normally my answer would be, "A whore (Not necessarily in the prostitute form, although at least 75% of them will have sex with anything that moves.) who enjoys not only making a fool of them-selfself, but making them-self completely devoid of any intelligence, individuality, and having general ignorance of both the musical and written arts (including paintings, drawings, etc.), as well as a complete ignorance to society in general. More than likely this person will drop out of school, or never attend college, and end up with a dead end job at a mall, or whatever public establishment is cool at the time. This person will say "Working at the mall isn't that bad," or something to that effect, however, we all know that this is not true, because while you are wasting your time making minimum wage, the rest of us sensible people will be contributing to society (although it is all quite pointless, seriously, you'll be forgotten in one hundred years regardless of your accomplishments.) and supporting ourselves and our families with our high income. This particular subculture (if it can be called that, I feel 'label' could be more fitting) also enjoys listening to horrible music. (see: Screamo) After all, it is the cool thing to listen to, right?
Personally, I don't give a shit, just stop flailing your arms around and acting like douche bags. Grow the fuck up.
Personally, I don't give a shit, just stop flailing your arms around and acting like douche bags. Grow the fuck up.
by Notafag321321 August 30, 2009
Get the Scene Kidmug. Any person who razor cuts their hair to an extremity, wears tight clothes, listens to post hardcore bands and tries to adopt a specific genre of music such as electro pop or usually 77 punk music as their own.
Guys usually seem to choose to be "scene" in an effort to get more girls to sleep with them, while at the same time alienating themselves from society because they look gay but are reportedly straight.
Unfortunately myspace has become a breeding ground for these "scene kids" since being a myspace whore and a scene kid go hand in hand.
Guys usually seem to choose to be "scene" in an effort to get more girls to sleep with them, while at the same time alienating themselves from society because they look gay but are reportedly straight.
Unfortunately myspace has become a breeding ground for these "scene kids" since being a myspace whore and a scene kid go hand in hand.
"Lyke omfg, comment my new picture!, thats all that really matters to me since I get my ass kicked in the real world; on the street like every other scene kid!"
by Adam B0mb August 3, 2007
Get the Scene Kidmug. 1.The kids in high school always causing big scenes over small shit, the retard looking group that you and your friends always hear being loud in the cafeteria when your trying to eat. That friend you have that always talks about his/her SHIT life.
2.to describe teens that use having a horrible life as an excuse to hide away with the rest of their strange species in a nutshell, to stay alive on they call "the fucked up earth" the Scene Kid must have his/her shots of "Smirnoff" atleast 24 times a day, and hang out in an empty parking lot such as "Lowes" when the sun goes down. The Scene Kid can range from the straight, gay, and bixsexual men and women.
2.to describe teens that use having a horrible life as an excuse to hide away with the rest of their strange species in a nutshell, to stay alive on they call "the fucked up earth" the Scene Kid must have his/her shots of "Smirnoff" atleast 24 times a day, and hang out in an empty parking lot such as "Lowes" when the sun goes down. The Scene Kid can range from the straight, gay, and bixsexual men and women.
1.hey yo nigga, look at dat gay motha fucka over there, nigga be wearin' tight pants and vests and shit, must be one of dem scence kids nigga fo' real.
2.Man, my girl hangs out with a bunch of homosexual men, is my girl a scene kid?
3.Don't hang out with that scene kid girl, she only Like-a-Da-Way-Yo-Dick-Tastes.
2.Man, my girl hangs out with a bunch of homosexual men, is my girl a scene kid?
3.Don't hang out with that scene kid girl, she only Like-a-Da-Way-Yo-Dick-Tastes.
by Lukie-D June 24, 2008
Get the Scene Kidmug. n. - This species has been called a plague as well as a blessing. This from of human originated in the 80's will poofy haired women that went to Ozzy shows and Def Lepard Shows. A scene kid was called, back then, a poser or a faker or as the aptly named Groupie. Then in the 90's a new generation of S.K. was born that adored Backstreet boys, N'Sync and other Pop groups. After the R & B, Rap crowd dominated the charts, S.K. took shelter in Pop-punk and grunge. All S.K. claim that Kurt Cobain is there Hero. When the new decade came along the S.K. evolved and grew to be obsessed with a new style of music...EMO (See Emotional Rock). S.K. found a way to release emotions by listening to rich bands wine and complain and tell there listeners to cut them selves and end it all...which many S.K. attempt, and fail due to the fact they do it wrong. "It's down the road...Not across the street." As the EMO scene became a popular thing S.K. Became the anti-conformists we know today and went completely against the mainstream media and started listening to Indie bands that know one had heard of up to this point. Somewhere down the line, every S.K. would convert to being Bi-curios. Though they never actually go out with the same sex...they kiss them at parties and during "Extreme Truth-or-Dare." Straight Edge falls into the equation in the early millennium. sXe is a group, rather, a cult that says smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex is off limits. There are more loopholes in this rule and drugs available and the sXe kids, eventually, fall apart and break away into other groups. Soon every S.K. develops the need to smoke cigarettes and have sex with people they know for one day or two. Which leads to a massive STD break out in young teens. Later S.K. find a new style of music to lead them into their search for uniqueness and freedom from conformity...Hardcore. Hardcore, or hXc, Myspace-core and Scene-core, originated from Tough guy Hardcore and Metal music. Hardcore dancing, or Slam Dancing, also came along. After hXc came into their lives, S.K. felt the need to stay so far from the norm that they needed to dye there hair to match the many colors of rainbow. As S.K. grew in numbers the clothes seemed to shrink to the point they have "muffins" or the point at which their sides hang over their pants. Belts are worn outside the loops and one eye is  seen at all times. Attention suicide continues and lung cancer starts earlier and earlier each year. Gauges in ears have reached an outstanding size as well as huge veiwer rates on Fuse and a increase in Forever 21's customers. 
In conclusion...
A Scene Kid will always be around and will always either haunt us or give us a way to "break free" from conformity. But no one seems to realize...Scene Kids is just another way...to piss off everyone else. And It seems to be working.
In conclusion...
A Scene Kid will always be around and will always either haunt us or give us a way to "break free" from conformity. But no one seems to realize...Scene Kids is just another way...to piss off everyone else. And It seems to be working.
by DustRy miller January 29, 2007
Get the Scene Kidmug.