scarf pubes

the visible fringe of a scarf worn beneath a coat such that the fringe sticks out below the bottom of the coat, often covering the wearer's crotch

At first I thought he had dyed his happy trail purple, but then I realised it was just his scarf pubes hanging below his jacket

by Brain In A Vat March 1, 2014

Cock Scarf

A piece of fabric that can be wrapped around the penis, the main purpose it to keep it warm and prevent it from shrivelling due to the cold

Stephen "Hey it's so cold my willy has shrunk to the size of an acorn"

Albert "Dude you should use a cock scarf, it will keep your dinkle warm and keep it a normal size"

Stephen "That sounds like a great idea"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

Sausage Scarf

The foreskin of an uncircumcised penis

1.) Things were getting hot and heavy until he showed me his sausage scarf.

2.) As if I didn't already have the hots for the butcher, it was over once he showed me his sausage scarf.

by SF720 September 11, 2015

AIR SCARF

When a person passes gas while wearing a longer jacket that covers the buttox. This causes the hot gas to rise inside the jacket and escape around the neck and face area like an invisible scarf of flatulence.

Man, ever since I had tacos for lunch I've been sporting this air scarf.

I've been air scarfing all day! I can't stand it anymore!

Jamen: I much prefer the warmth of an air scarf over a regular scarf anyday, much cozier.
Chad: I definitely agree, certainly much more personal.

by Jamen and Chad April 3, 2008

cunt scarf

A skirt so high it looks more like a scarf.
An insult.

"Do you have any skirts that are more cunt scarf than this?"
"You cunt scarf."

by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

Kavorkian Scarf

"A Thing Of Death" A blood pressure cuff placed around a drug addicted squirrels neck. A fictitious name used on FaceBook by very twisted and demented people. A shield in which one protects themselves from the backlash of societies opinions of ones self.

"Oh how cruel is the world....that I have the Kavorkian Scarf......round My neck!"
"I was just scarfed!"
"And I digress that humanity is still, by and large...pathetic.....Glad I have my Kavorkian Scarf...Round My Neck!"

by Kavorkian Scarf February 3, 2010