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Scammell

Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.
Geoff: I pulled that pole dancer.
Dan: no you didn't, you complete Scammell.
by Nick Rudin May 13, 2017
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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
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Scummed

Scummed is the meaning of how someone feels after getting: ripped off, jewed, or taken advantage of. Slang for;hustled or played a fool.
"I gave my friend 20 dollars for weed. He came back with donuts and a pack of stoges." I got scummed
by Zbar22 March 4, 2011
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Scammer

A money stealer or a terminator that terminate people money
There is a scammer scamming my money!
by notl0rdes July 15, 2017
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sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?
by omghahalol May 17, 2009
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slammed out

To have produced a significant amount of tangible work in a relatively short period of time. Typically associated with writing computer software, but can also be applied to writing reports, documents, manuals, songs, or grants.
Man, I'm on a roll. I just slammed out the rest of that beta code during my lunch hour!
by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011
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noob slammed

While playing an online game, a new person kills(pwns), or beats, a more experienced player. To be slammed by a noob.
Little timmy just got this game today, man, and he banged you in the face! You just got noob slammed. You're teh suxorz!1!1!
by Me:) June 13, 2006
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