Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.
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Jason calls in sick ..
After school, Chris calls Jason ..
Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?
Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing
Chris: Aids?
Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.
Chris: On the toilet?
Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!
Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.
Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way
Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!
Julian and Austin: What??
Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker
Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
After school, Chris calls Jason ..
Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?
Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing
Chris: Aids?
Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.
Chris: On the toilet?
Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!
Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.
Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way
Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!
Julian and Austin: What??
Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker
Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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