Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011

Salmon Burp

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

by phoenix21 December 23, 2014

Sámone

A Sámone is such a genuine and loving person. Sámone is always so fun to be around and her laugh is contagious. Sometimes when Sámone laughs she snorts which is the cutest thing about her laugh. Sámone is such a giver and has a passionate soul. There is so much to her that people die to learn more about her personality. A Sámone will make a god awful day amazing. A Sámone is in love with turtles, Alaska and Mount Everest. Sámones are delightful partners in a relationship. They keep you guessing and always keep the relationship eventful with their jokes and playful teasing. She is also an amazing lover once you get her out her shell;) and has the body of a GODDESS!

Bob: I really hope I marry this amazing girl Sámone!

Joe: You wish bro she is such a goddess and genuine person to be around!

by RealLiver May 13, 2018

salmonella

A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.

An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.

by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016

salmon day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

by silvergatlin June 11, 2006

symonne

energetic; cute; a person who generally has fun and lives for life and is cute and pretty.

"That Shawn Johnson girl is such a symonne. She has everything a girl would ever want.

by Siobheann December 27, 2009

salmon party

A salmon party is when a woman with an unclean vagina spreads her legs in a public place, thus causing people to smell her genital essence.

Don't go over there, that girl is hosting a salmon party.

by tigerpower83 May 8, 2014