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LUMP SATISIFIER

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.
Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.
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Satisfication

A degree of happiness and contentness achieved through masturbation.
Joseph, stressed out after a long day at the call-center, rushed right home for a little hand-held satisfication.
by Ash Hunter April 9, 2006
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Satisfaction

A sense of fulfillment/contentment after achieving a goal. Also, the look on David Cook's face with that infamous grin after doing something particularly well. Usually sexually related.
The satisfaction I felt after that mind-blowing sex cannot be described or contained by any word.
by JPKN October 13, 2008
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Satisfacation

Quite blissful experience. Beyond the point of satisfaction to an extreme end of happiness.
"After wining the lottery last night I really felt true satisfacation."
by Andrew Peters December 16, 2008
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Satisfectellent

(adj). A word used when something really good happens to you and you become so happy that you're confused.
I'm so satisfectellent at this very moment right now.
by DST November 25, 2007
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Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.
Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!
by RM1992 December 9, 2010
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Samish

Being a weird but awesome retard
I had such a samish moment earlier.
by SuperXstaR September 28, 2009
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