Hell's Asshole

In the book in the shadow trilogy Hell's Asshole was the name for the pit they put the worst of the worst in. There was a hole in the botttom that sounded like it shrieked and wailed it also smelled of sulphur. Hence Hell's asshole.

Civi 1: Did you here about that pedo?
Civi 2: The one that got sent to Hell's asshole?
Civi 1: Yeah, that's the one.

by Eladriin May 25, 2013

spasshole

Anyone who spams online.

"These diploma spassholes are everywhere! Get a life!!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

Hell's Asshole Syndrome

Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome

-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week

by A Man Who Takes Life Serious June 5, 2016

Fr0sty's Asshole

A gaping soggy mess. Drenched with the semen of thousands

I want to come inside of Fr0sty's Asshole

by Cheetahsmurfx June 17, 2018

smasshole

asshole- but it just sounds funnier

Matt Im gonna kick your smass.
Fuckin smasshole

by willmattryan January 6, 2008

Go lick Jim’s asshole.

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.

While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

by The570Quinny January 12, 2021

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.

The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020