Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus

Santa claus Is a very spoiled person

by 223s908 December 3, 2019

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Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

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adult santa claus

What god’s real name should be…because after all that’s all god really is.

Yo bro you going on that missionary trip to The Congo to spread the good news?

Nah brah, I don’t do any work for adult Santa Claus.

by Rohan Davies October 20, 2021

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santa claus

A large man in a red suit who hates Jews and all other non-Christians. Santa Clause is a rampant consumerist and breaks into houses for milk and cookies.

That fat-fucker Santa Clause didn't leave me any presents because he is intolerant.

by N. Bading November 19, 2006

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Santa Claus

When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.

Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"

by JJ Dahmski November 24, 2010

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