Yes, Santa can visit all the Christian children in the world in one night.
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
Reindeer can fly.
Someone that FAT can fit down the Chimney with out getting burned and someone that fat can live forever!
The Easter Bunny & the Tooth Fairy are also real.
OK, you you figured it out, they were all fake and they don't exist.
But believe me when I tell you that there is God and his son did come back from the dead(after three days rotting in a grave.)
I know, I know, there is no way to prove it! Why would I lie to you?
by TylerMalone December 26, 2007
by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009
A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.
Never use this if your gay.
HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!
by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 07, 2011
To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....
by MissBushcraft November 08, 2011
Your typical douchebag guy who likes to wear a red robe and red sweat pants. which is why we call him santa, he also seems to enjoy growing unfortunate facial hair, while being bald at the same time. oh and he's bad in bed.
"its santaaaaaa"
by santaslittlestelf April 12, 2010
by afrobear February 19, 2009
by salty_santa September 08, 2017