San Diego State 

An urban university in San Diego, CA with over 33,000 people. It's huge and packed with hot girls and guys that all think they're Volcom models.

The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.

You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.

Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.

Girl #1= Hey, I go to SDSU
Guy #1= Go down on me cunt
Girl #1= OK

San Diego State by Aztec February 5, 2005

San Diego Blizzard 

Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.

During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:

Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."

San Diego Blizzard by Slayafish March 22, 2011

San Diego Snorkel 

Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.

Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."

San Diego Snorkel by Slayafish March 22, 2011

San Diego State Basketball 

Best Basketball team in the Mountain West, and NCAA

San Diego State Basketball is awesome, right?

San Diego State Basketball by Human Mann March 29, 2012

San Diego Flatbed 

Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.

I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.

San Diego Flatbed by jeeyah March 13, 2013

San Diego MTS 

San Diego metropolitan transit system. straight up hell on wheels with a lot of weird people and meth heads, bums, and druggies and the fucking service is shit. runs every hour on sunday for alot of bus routes. always late on weekdays. or early.

on SAN DIEGO MTS buses dont be suprised if a bum shits themselves and doesnt get kicked off the bus making the whole bus smell or if you see some ghetto crack bitch start a fight with a dude.

San Diego MTS by 8ball93 June 15, 2012

San Diego Chargers 

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

San Diego Chargers by Boltz17 May 24, 2011