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jeon.saeron

she's a crazy, funny and cute girl, who lives in INDIA, she is army and she also said that after she'll finish her studies, the first thing she'll do is fly to Korea and meet her favourite kpop idol jungkook, (jungkook, a kpop idol from the group BTS) she is addicted to kpop and kdramas, she is also inspired by BTS, and her wish is to become a kpop idol , she said that BTS\BANGTAN SONYEONDAN is not only a group but they inspire thousands of people and spreads love, she also said being a part of this fandom is the best decision ever made!
Jeon.saeron is a fan of bts
by jeon.saeron February 8, 2020
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Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
by JazzyJews September 20, 2020
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The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.
In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.
by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015
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Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.
did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009
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The Samboni Surprise

Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver.

Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field.

The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession.

There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing.
The Short List of The Samboni Surprise:

Chain Lightning vs Ironside (Club Nationals - 2007)
Wisconsin vs. Colorado (College Nationals - 2008)
Chilipeno vs. Osama bin Huckin' (11th Place Game BUDA Summer League 2009)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (South Regionals 2010)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (a few points later, South Regionals 2010)
Chain Lightning vs. Revolver (Club Nationals 2010)
Bucket vs. Colin McIntyre (Club Nationals 2010)
McAIRenson vs. Agent Orange (CCC 2010)
by flyme25 November 21, 2010
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negro samson

A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.
Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.
by Negro Samson December 6, 2013
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Samson

Samson had a Samson last night
by Hesus July 23, 2006
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