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salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.
I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!
by The White Shine December 28, 2009
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All That and a Box of Saltine Crackers

A variant of the phrase "All that and a bag of chips." Implies that someone is really cool, a beast, and talented. A stud
Johnny thinks he's all that and a box of saltine crackers cause he finally got his first slow danced. The girl however, looked like a pinched-face gorilla.

Ross is all that a box of saltine crackers. He can talk himself out of trouble with teachers, he is extremely sauve with the ladies, and has a straight a average.
by Carrera's Wedge April 12, 2007
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Sex Salting

When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.
You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
by Mackofthec February 20, 2011
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saltine cracka

a pale person with freckles or just plain white, usually a male, likely to come from a wealthy family
His saltine craka ass be grittin on me man'.
by corn puddin March 2, 2003
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Saltiner

A member of thesaltinez.com

The best warez site on the whole internet.
I am a Saltiner because I get all my movies, music, games and applications from thesaltinez.com.
by StJimmyPyro December 14, 2008
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Salkichi

you found this looking for salkichi art, huh? incestous weirdo. sal and samekichi are brothers, the ship is illegal.
Salkichi is illegal, I don’t know why people ship it.
by rieta from the hit game tgg November 21, 2020
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Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
by fuckface25 September 3, 2016
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