Salmon Fillet 

A salmon fillet refers to the vagina of a young, well groomed, well maintained girl who’s pussy is a reflection of this...

The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)

"Dude, I went out with this sick asian school girl last night"

"For real, how was the pussy?"

"salmon fillet motherfucker"

Salmon Fillet by Nayna's mate Berry May 20, 2009

Salmon Toupee 

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

Salmon Toupee by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

salmon ass 

When your butthole gets all sweaty and the friction from your buttcheeks causes severe irritation and starts to burn when you walk.

Dude, after that walk through the mall, I had a bad case of salmon ass, that shit burns.

salmon ass by Dan Jones June 11, 2006

salmon driving 

to drive without any particular destination.

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"

salmon driving by the other Ben March 31, 2007

salmon bagging 

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

salmon bagging by salmon bagger November 1, 2014

salmon packer 

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

salmon packer by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

Salmon in a bucket 

The act of shoving a fish up a girl's ass and trying to scoop it out with your massive horse cock

Ayo I told Suzie to come over and play Salmon in a bucket.

Salmon in a bucket by Terry sandwitch November 19, 2020