Affordable Success

Term used to con people into buying cheap and easy businesses, education, and or prostitutes.

Tim: I went to Fort Hays State University because the brochure said it was Affordable Success

Allen: Oh ya how did that turn out.

Tim: Well I work at this Mcdonald's So i got that going for me, which is nice.

by Sellalotapuss October 8, 2009

Sweet Smell of Success

Odor that comes from the vagina the day after a night of good sex.

My boyfriend and I woke up in the morning to the Sweet Smell of Success.

by Sex Talk Lady May 1, 2005

Epic Awesome Pwnage Success

Super awesome, epic ass kicking / owning, success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epic Girl experienced the best kind of success, EPIC AWESOME PWNAGE SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

by McRavin June 10, 2008

testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Obstacle track to success

When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.

That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.

by North Central Johnny March 26, 2009

slut for success

A program developed for ultimate success in a classroom setting; the program involves dressing up in slutty (but not scandalous) clothing during the first several class sessions. The purpose of dressing in such a way is so that the teacher or professor develops a low standard for his or her new student (we all know that slutty girls are viewed as dumb girls). However, when the first exam or test of intelligence rolls around, the student performs in a manner much higher than the teacher or professor expects. This occurs because the student dressing in a slutty manner is actually a decently intelligent person; however, the teacher or professor is mislead by her appearance, and therefore holds a low standard. This low standard is easily exceeded simply by performing in an average manner academically.

School is starting next week; let's go shopping for our slut for success outfits!

by slutacular August 21, 2011

Strut Of Success

The opposite of "The Walk Of Shame." A feeling of pride after having a successful one night stand with someone considerably hotter than you.

Patricia came back to the hotel the following morning doing the "Strut Of Success" after leaving the club early with Nathan.

by Koshell June 26, 2014