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Stump Grinding

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.
Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.
by Srini January 8, 2009
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Stump-trumping

When a person has anal sex with an amputee.
Want to go stump-trumping?
by dartiki April 21, 2009
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stump break

Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.
Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.
by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006
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stump water

A nasty tasting beer or other liquor.
In a sense that most liquor is brewed just like stump water brews in a stump making it stagnant.
Whoa that Natti is some stump water.
I can see how you can drink that shit.
by Oswaldo Sanchez April 11, 2005
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Stump broke

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016
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Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
by Joey Logic February 23, 2008
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stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
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