lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice

My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.

by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

Release a statement

To blow your load

I’m going to release a statement all over her back.

by Tmosfell May 22, 2023

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.

Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day 💀💀"
- "bro got negative rizz 🤣💀💀"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai 💀"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut 💀💀"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings 💀💀"
- "bro is mad 💀💀"

by DarkPandaLord May 3, 2023

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022