Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.

Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.

by Bryan November 19, 2004

Stack Up or Shut Up

A common term a hardcore 2nd Amendment Supporter will tell Anti-Gunners that want to confiscate guns.
Usually, these lefty's want government goons like the Alcohol, Tobacoo, Firearms and Explosives or known as the ATF to confiscate your guns instead of themselves as they are cowards.

Lefty: You don't need your AR-15. We're coming for them.
Average Gun Owner: You gonna come get them yourself? Stack Up or Shut Up!

by AnCapGigaChad June 6, 2022

Stack hands

A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.

Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!

Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!

Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...

Parker: I KNOW!!!!

by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019

Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

stack of dimes

noun

term for a very small penis, sometimes occuring from cold weather, but that is usually just an excuse.

Emily wanted 10 inches of hard cock, but she laughed when I produced my stack of dimes.

by Convict February 4, 2006

Stack-a-Lackin'

When consuming alcoholic beverages, Stack-a-Lackin' is the point in time (that usually doesn't last long) where you are past having a buzz, but not yet to the state of being drunk. It is usually hard to tell when exactly you are Stack-a-Lackin', but your best bet is just to say you are when everyone else starts saying it.

Also known as having a 'heavy buzz'.

Jethro: "Hey man, you d-dr-drunk yet?"
Stumps: "Nah man, I'm Stack-a-Lackin'!"

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Edgar: "Duuuude, I'm Stack-a-LACKIN'!"
Allen: "Shiiiit, me too, brother!"
Poe: "Oh snap!"

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Monty: "This party is Crack-a-lackin!"
G-Dawg: "Jeah nugga, and yours truly be Stack-a-lackin!"

by Travis & Jaime April 23, 2006

stack bundles

A rapper who recently passed away(June 11, 2007), signed with desert storm, but Byrd Gang Affiliated. He was a good rapper and made appereances with rappers such as JR writer, Jae Millz, etc.

Weatherman with that money I make it rain on 'em.
Weatherman with that paper I make it rain on 'em.
Weatherman with that kitty I make it rain on 'em.
I make it rain on 'em, I make it rain on 'em

Stack Bundles Weatherman

by your mom July 11, 2007