ass spoiler

where someone shits in another person's asshole. see also ground beef

I gave her an ass spoiler last night.

by aaron montalvo December 16, 2006

Spoiler King

Someone (usually a celebrity), who drops spoilers and hints to their fanbase without people realising they were being spoiled. Only in hindsight, it becomes clear that placement of objects, melodies hummed etc. were spoilers. A true spoiler king.

So the guitar on his bed in his livestreams was a spoiler for his new show? What a spoiler king!

by Final_Countdown_ August 21, 2022

Spoiler Rape

The act of being forced to watch a (part) of a new episode whilst you didnt consent to it or would much rather like to watch it elsewhere or with other company.

"He made me watch a part of the new Rick And Morty episode. Before i could refuse i was already watching it... i was spoiler raped"

by J.N. (Mediocre Porn Producer) September 27, 2017

Spoiler

I will literally spoil end game.

Captain America retires in end game, now that's a spoiler. Sorry not sorry.

by janetheevirgin May 24, 2019

spoilerer

A person who clearly doesn't know the english language

"hey whats a spoilerer?"

"A person who is dumb af"

by Bullyboncs March 28, 2015

Spoiler Soiler

A "spoiler soiler" is that one dickhead that ruins those times when you tell your friend some fake-ass spoilers. They should just stick with the joke and mentally ruin your naive friend, but they just HAD to ruin the joke.

It can be even worse by replacing the fake spoiler with a real spoiler.

Steve: "Yo, Cornelius! Did you know Hodor totes bangs Jon Snow in seasons 6?!"
Cornelius: "Oh my god, really! I didn't watch it! Damn, Steve, you are a huge peeeeenis."
Lisa: "Hey, Cornelius, that didn't actually happen. Steve is just lying."
Steve: "Goddammit Lisa! Don't be such a spoiler soiler!"
*steve dies*

by whattheheckyheckisgoingrn July 2, 2018

Spoiler

The worst type of crime a human can commit without facing criminal charges.
Spoiling a film can and will get you shot or deprived of your dignity and or reproductive organs

Normal Human Being:
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible

Inglorious Bastard:

Have you seen the latest Avengers movie?
Iron man *********!
Normal Human Being:
*confused sounds of firearms and deprivation of reproductive organs*

by The Everything November 1, 2019