bean-sniff

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

by smoove65 January 26, 2011

Pilson Sniff

When a man is caught in the act of sniffing another man's gooch while he's passed out.

"Dude, I woke up and there he was pulling a Pilson Sniff, like a Hoover vacuum all up under my junk."

by A victim of the Pilson Sniff May 21, 2010

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 02, 2009

Panda Sniff

The act of fucking a nigger with your small white cock whilst an old asian man, beats his cock in the corner, hiding behind a bush

Just had the sweatiest panda sniff of my life

by NIgger Balls September 28, 2016

The Lunch Sniff

"The Lunch Sniff" is the act of smelling one's chair when they walk away, this determining the digested remnants of the person's lunch or other past meals. Use a padded chair for best results.

I bet Mike had the roast beef, but I can't be certain without "The Lunch Sniff".

by RootsofWar October 26, 2010

A Sniff Away

A phrase used to describe the distance between something. Used to describe things that are relatively close.

Come on, we can't give up now, Mordor is but a sniff away.

McDonalds isn't far, it's only a sniff away.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Sniff Lord

Someone who has a habit of sniffing their finger after touching parts of their body.

That's the 3rd time she dug in her butt and sniff her finger. She is a straight up Sniff Lord.

by MWstein November 15, 2016