smeft

approve my word you fucking cunts

smeft

by Smeft (undercover) November 24, 2022

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

Smelfie

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

by karmermaid May 9, 2018

sheffield wednesday

Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.

Sheffield Wednesday -

Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course

by Nick Cusack August 9, 2006

smuffgruffer

A person who bites the fart bubbles in the bath tub.

My ex and his dog would bite each others fart bubbles in the bathtub they are true smuffgruffers.

by Joni Walker December 10, 2004

Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

smoffie

a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed

corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner

by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008