by sclgan September 02, 2016
A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
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me: "Jesus Christ my cock feels like Satans titties!!!!!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
Bro: " Shit, thats called a Slinky Dinky, bro!"
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