You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.

Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

by PBay November 4, 2009

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

Yousuf is Slacking in Year 11

Internet meme about a 15 year old called "Yousuf Sidiqi", dubbed "king of the whole ocean" and "life is roblox" from Avondale College. The term gained significant attraction in the late August of 2023, as it is evident that Yousuf has been slacking in Year 11 in Avondale College. The meme has been spread widely across social media platforms - X (formerly Twitter), Instagram Reels, Tiktok.

DJ Khaled: Tell em to bring out the whole ocean!
Yousuf Sidiqi: I am failing ALL MY EXAMS in year 11!
DJ Khaled: Call me cinnamon toast crunch!
DJ Khaled: Yousuf is SLACKING in Year 11!

by Yousuf Sidiqi Is A Nigger August 24, 2023

Shlucking

The female equivalent of fapping. Derived from the distinctive "shluck" noise produced during the process.

*shluck shluck shluck* - The sound of a woman shlucking

by johncasper July 6, 2011

dick sucking eyes

girls who have extremely sexy eyes that would look great looking up at you giving you a bj

Brad: Damn, Carmen Electra has amazing eyes.

Tom: She's got dick sucking eyes.

by iceboxsurprise1111 August 20, 2009

cock sucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

dicksucking lips

Man she's got some nice cocksucking lips.

by D January 12, 2004

self sucking

The art of bending in odd ways to suck your own penis

Oh man Mark is flexible, he hasn't ever done it so he sucks his own cock

by Horny Man August 25, 2003