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Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.
by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009
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Skeet

I skeet skeet skeet all over the room after she <insert sexual activity here>
by Brodieman April 22, 2004
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skeet

by Nick May 13, 2005
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skeet skeet

When a person steals your TV, the noise ther MJ's make on your parquet floor. "skeet Skeet"
my shoes are skeet skeet on this parquet floor.
by El Fabuloso January 15, 2006
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Skeet

(n)Seminal fluid, typically erupting from the male sex organ after prolonged stimulation. See Also, cum, jism, baby-batter, jubba juice, love yogurt, cream of sum-yung-guy, pale ale, sticky eye-patch, gargle glue, semen.

(v)Blowing one's load in a projectile manner, typically into/onto someone's face.
"Jane's face was covered in skeet after being double teamed by members of the Lacrosse team."

"I was about to nut, so pulled out of her ass, turned her around, and proceeding to Skeet all over her face"
by TheTurtle June 9, 2005
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skeet skeet

Letting one's Population paste fly in and indiscriminate manner. Typically over your hoe's Pussy Tits and face or ass.
The Term is derived from the popular redneck pastime SKEET SHOOTING/CLAY PIGEON SHOOTING The aim - shooting in the general direction of multiple targets repeatedly.
"Man she had me so worked up I slipped it and Skeet Skeeted both her titties and her bush!"
by Squidgeon December 27, 2008
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skeet skeet

1. What Dave does in his eye
2. To ejaculate
1. Hey Dave, u skeet skeet lately? hahahaha
2. I'll skeet skeet on you bitch!
by Sadey July 21, 2008
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