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lil shrink

A self proclaimed anonymous psychiatrist from Sacramento who pops xanax and adderall. He makes music and does fucked up shit.

After the 2017 controversy of his statement toward the public hospital, school and justice system he made local fame through his anonymity.

Most to all of his music had been pulled, but now remains as a public figure.
Lil shrink fucked my mom, then smashed my #Xbox
by MEGAxxxORANGE May 6, 2018
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Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.
I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.
by Jake1210 November 10, 2007
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scronking

A game where 2 or more men play conkers with Thier scrotums all saying no homo first to crack Thier balls wins
If more than 3 people play then they must form a circle
Guy 1: Last night me and the lads were scronking
Guy 2: wtf that sounds so gay
Guy 1: don't worry we all said"no homo"
by Mattyj006 February 25, 2020
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shronky

WONKEY SHRONKY DONKEY WHO IS PRETTY FUNKEY DANCING WITH SOME MONKEYS THATS HONKEY BUT SHRONKY IS PRETTY CHUNKY AND HE'S ALSO HUNKY AND A JUNKIE THEN HE BECOMES WILLY SHRONKA EATING A SHRONKY WONKEY COOKIE THEN BECOMES SHRONKIRA THEN GOES INTO A BAND WITH
SHRONKY WHISTON, MICHAEL AND BILLE SHRONKISH THEN GOES ONTO SHRONK AND DEC'S SWPAMY TAKE AWAY AND THEN PREFORM THERE HIT SINGLE "IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY" THE LYRICS ARE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT SHRONKY
THEN MEET LIL SHRONK
Wonky donky which is shronky
by Livia wojtasik November 9, 2020
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shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head
omg that man is such a "shlonk face"
by billy gouche October 22, 2008
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shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.
it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..
by the noodle'er December 17, 2008
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Scronkers

Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
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