An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.
One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.
Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
by Forgione April 22, 2008
Girl I can hardly walk to my desk this morning. Luther bent my soapy ass over in the shower and left me with a towel and shredded pork.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
(v.) - to shred gnar, to bash the white-wave, to thrash the snow, to rock out wicked hard, to ride copious amounts of white pow so hard others are in awe of your steez.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
Can be used to describe any action in which you do something awesome to the extreme, however should not be used lightly.
-"Bro did you see Kass over there?"
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
-"Yeah bro he's been shredding gnar all day in the pipe."
-"Bro I met this girl last night at K-train's place, took her back to my place and we shredded gnar all night."
How not to use:
"Bro I've been just hanging out all day, shredding gnar."
-"What? Bro you can't use it that way."
"Bro did you see me shred gnar on that blue groomer?"
-"Dude check yourself, you can't just throw verbiage around like that."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
Familiarized by its affiliation to it's cousin the Snow Bunny, the Shred Bunny is a rare breed of super hot, BA chick snowboarder.
Tom: Did you see Maryjane hit that rail?
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
Joe: Yah dude, I'd give my left nut to bang that Shred Bunny any day.
by ShredBunny December 27, 2009
slang for skateboard.
by GameboyRMH November 13, 2004
-dude, wisp just got 24 inches of pow pow
-damn son, looks like we about to SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-damn son, looks like we about to SHRED TO GNARNIA!
-SHRED TO GNARNIA!
by shred2live March 01, 2010
slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010