Gnarnia 

This term is derived from the root words gnar gnar & Narnia. Gnar being that of freshly laden snow, typically in the form of soft powder which is ideal for skiing, and Narnia being a mythical land from the mind of C.S. Lewis' novel, The Chronicles of Narnia. The combination of words creates "Gnarnia," a sought after, magical place in which the landscape is so perfect for shredding that it is nearly surreal.

"Dude, the conditions on Schweitzer were so flawless today. I thought I had stumbled into Gnarnia."

Gnarnia by plaidpaladin25 December 23, 2008

gnarnia 

The place where you go to ski or snowboard (ski hill). its a play on words. gnar is snow. really, it just sounds cool.

its a mystical place where you shred :P

"Hey, are you going to gnarnia after school?"

"Ya man, I'll see you there!"

gnarnia by erik74 December 22, 2008

gnarnia 

Whistler Mountain Bike Park... The best Mountain Bike Park on the planet. Especially the Garbanzo Zone...Garbanzo is so steep, technical, and rocky that it is a permanently closed area once the snow arrives. I.e. it is closed to ski/snowboarding in the winter... it puts the Gnar in Gnarnia

The snow is melting in Gnarnia... soon we will rip Goats Gully, Freight Train, and O-Sin!

gnarnia by cmacowboy June 21, 2010

gnarnia 

the political correct version of narnia (see epic movie)

gnarnia 4 more info (see epic movie)

gnarnia by the "G" man June 8, 2007

Shred to Gnarnia 

the excursion to fresh powder and the trip into euphoria.

-dude, wisp just got 24 inches of pow pow

-damn son, looks like we about to SHRED TO GNARNIA!

-SHRED TO GNARNIA!

Shred to Gnarnia by shred2live March 1, 2010

Chronicles of Gnarnia 

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.

Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar

Chronicles of Gnarnia by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

Gnartian

1.-n-A person who is mad gnarly.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that guys last run?
Guy 2: Yea he is a total Gnartian when it comes to snowboarding.

Gnartian by GnarlyDanger March 21, 2009