Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!

A phrase used when someone does something stupid, or something goes wrong.

Person 1 trips over.

Person 2: "Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!"

by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009

shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

Soulflower

1. Soulflower is someone of a beautiful spirit, peace of mind and is usually happy and embraces everyday life.

2. A hippie, or free spirit who is very optimistic and bliss of life.

3. Someone who is usually into music, poetry and happiness.

I saw a group of Soulflowers outside today dancing to music and reciting poetry at lunch today.

by Soulsista October 7, 2013

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

I should

Most popular phrase from January 1 to January 31. Usually followed up by a
'probably ' and then a ridiculous or an unrealistic goal.

I should probably (work out more, stop smoking, eat healthier, stop spending so much money, help the needy, get a job, build a rocket, become an astronaut) this year

by Shmedricko January 8, 2009

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

should i call them

Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.

John: AMANDA! I got a hair cut.
Amanda: Should I call them?

by Whoa There February 17, 2009