Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.

I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.

by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

Barr Bed Shitter

When you hook up with a chick and unconsciously rail her ass from behind and when you pull out she shits your bed. Basically a Shit-Storm just struck your bed with a fury.

I took my car in for service and got screwed so bad I took it out on my girl and she pulled a Barr Bed Shitter on me. . .

by Service Plunger December 18, 2010

hair-trigger shitter

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.

You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.

by goq2 September 16, 2007

spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

by Darren Dent December 25, 2007

shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.

Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.

by pspczar February 16, 2006

well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.

Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

by Nancy G. May 15, 2010