selling oranges

Letting a girl touch your balls and dick

Hey dude nick was selling oranges to kiley in the janitors closet

by Potatoking August 14, 2015

It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

by durtas secreto July 26, 2017

toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it

A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6

by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

selfiegenic

A person who takes an inordinate amount of misleadingly attractive selfies; or one who thinks their selfies "came out great!" regardless of whether the pics they've taken of themselves actually look good.

I'm so tired of having to look at Pamela's effing selfies. She needs to stop. That chick thinks she's so selfiegenic. Fail.

by Duval Stebo October 30, 2013

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them

Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill

by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017