[fun scud]

A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.

I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.

by thenewrooster March 13, 2009

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011

Pudd Scud

A Pudd Scud occurs when an ejaculate escapes reasonable control , an soils surrounding linens.

"Don't lay on the couch it's filled with Pudd scuds.

by flt1335666 September 28, 2019

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Arabara Scud

Irn-Bru; thirst quenching (soft) beverage.
Scots language (Fife)

Get us some arabara scud fae the shop, Keith.

by Sea Legs January 12, 2011

Launch the scud

Said when pushing the 'send' button on an email you feel the response will not be in your favor.

After Phil finished typing the message to H.R. concerning the time clock changes, he told everyone it was time to "launch the scud."

by frambach June 21, 2011

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011