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scuba nigga

a little nigga bitch who thinks he is tough but is under 5 foot tall
the little scuba nigga thought he was tough but then his dad bet him over and spanked the shit out of him
by ThotBlokerX March 26, 2019
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Scuba steve

Aaaayo maaan whatup scuba steve.
by Thescatman21 February 3, 2022
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Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020
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Scuba diving

Eating a girl’s ass out under water
Dude I went scuba diving last night!
by treebeard58 November 17, 2018
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Scuba Phone

A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:

1. The caller has a crappy phone.

2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.

3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.

4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.

Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!

Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 11, 2013
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Scuba hoodie

When a male uses his foreskin as a built-in condom
I was rawdoggin this chic last night and before I came I put my scuba hoodie on !!!
by Dunzo danny July 8, 2022
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scuba pepper

"Adam has a nice scuba pepper"-Taylor
by Keypatch February 23, 2017
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