Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

James Schroder

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 6, 2020

Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

Scareder

When u are scared as shit but even more scared than scared but petrified is too far

Damn son I am way more scareder than you

by Minjlucy August 15, 2017

schroner

The proper spelling of shroner, is an expression used much like boner. There is no true meaning to the word and is most commonly used by groups of guys with regard to their friends.

That dude is a complete schroner. Biggest Schroner!!

by Krusty Knockers February 12, 2019

pencil shreder

when you are giveing a blow job the girl rubs your penis across he braces

ow you got a pencil shreder

by cardscub April 13, 2010

schroooederrr!

Exclamation used after one commits the act of unintentionally spilling beer, or accidentally knocking over any object for that matter.

Partier 1: Yo, watch out for that extension cord, you don't want to trip and party foul those drinks sitting there.

Partier 2: What? (trips, knocks them over)

Partier 1: Schroooederrr! why'd you spill the beer asshole?

Mover Man 1: Careful with that vase Bob!

Mover Man 2: Woops! (crash)

Mover man 1: Schroooederrr! You're fired!

by justsaynotopolicesearches February 25, 2009