schlop

the act of getting your dick wet, either by receiving head or by getting some pussy

That bitch maddie with the nice tits gave me some grade A schlop last weekend.

by Guess Who Dork :) November 10, 2017

Schlopp

A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

That guy over on the ground? He is a total schlopp.

by Sephirous May 24, 2016

Schlurp

Receiving or giving oral sex.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!

by Koremba April 11, 2017

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

schlarpered

To be in a state of extreme intoxication.

"How schlarpered did you get last night?"
"Well, my shoes are full of vomit..."

by Jane From Carnyousweetthing.com September 21, 2006

Schloping

Noisy, distracting chewing while eating, usually because of picking food out of braces after each bite.

Jake you need to stop schloping, its annoying me.

by Lulzyw00ts November 18, 2009

Schlompticox

A fancy word for "shit" or "poop" or "crap".

King Henry VI excused himself from a royal dinner with the Pope to take a schlompticox.

by OfficialSchlompticox July 21, 2014