Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

satellite

when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. Usually these dudes are retarded and the chick isn't interested in them.

yo, that chick is hot, but she's got too many satellites around her.

by fooks May 28, 2004

satc

short form for sex and the city, the greatest tv show of all times!!!

on time on satc, carrie said....

by **j*enna** May 2, 2004

satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

sattcriticism

Shutup and take the criticism. The opposite of sattc.

Kelly: You suck
Mary: D:
Kelly: Sattcriticism

by ><> Silverfish September 3, 2010

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015