Stiff Richard

Short for a hard cock. A stiffy. A hard on. A boner. A stiff Dick.

Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Richard Dean Anderson

Currently employed as an actor for the fairly high-quality Scifi series Stargate SG-1, he was formerly a crafty detective in the 80's hit show McGuyver.

"I'll use this copper wire, FM radio, and that cactus to triangulate the position of the enemies, then disarm the nuclear missile with that stapler, car battery, and quarter."

by Adam The Mighty January 11, 2004

Richard Laymon

Richard Laymon, Bram Stoker Award winning American author, (1947-2001)

"If you've missed Laymon, you've missed a treat." --Stephen King

Richard Laymon wrote disturbing, slightly sick and perhaps a bit perverted horror stories. He always took his stories a bit darker and further than Stephen King. He was never afraid of going for the gross-out.
Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Bentley Little were all Laymon fans.
Due to trouble with editors (censorship) in the U.S.A., his work is better known in Europe, Australia and the rest of the world, where his work is published in 15 languages.
Luckily for his American fans, many of Laymon's books are being restored to their original uncut form.

"No one writes like Laymon, and you're going to have a good time with anything he writes." --Dean Koontz

"One of horror's rarest talents" -- Publishers Weekly

An International Bestselling Author, Richard Laymon writes awesome horror stories such as "Beast House", "Darkness, Tell Us," and "The Traveling Vampire Show" and "the Woods are Dark."

by Charles_U_Farley October 2, 2010

Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

Rachad

In Arabic it means; A person who adheres to the path of truth.

he is a rachad..

by liloo1 September 26, 2010

Richardson Middle School

The Richardson Middle School is some shit school located in Dracut, Massachusetts. All the 7th graders know who the 8th graders are and the 6th graders are all fat fuck weirdos who think they're queer and are undertale and fnaf obsessed. The 7th graders get into much more fights that the principal will immediately find out about and most kids will probably have more relationships in a year than you will in a life time, even if that person is ugly. (Also goes for 8th graders) The school honestly doesn't really care about how much your life sucks because they're too busy caring about the fucking gum you're chewing. Both gym teachers are fat yet expect you to be in perfect shape. The whole fucking school is acutally snakes by the way, no joke. The school is basically white and some "cool" white boys like to think they're cool with the black kids. It's an average school, you have popular kids sitting here and there and the rest are either total weirdos or average kids who watch filthy frankand pretend to be him by acting like pink guy in the halls or shouting "I have osteoporosis" from idubbbz. Most kids are probably homophobic and everyone thinks they're bisexual. Only the asians do good in this god damn school, and almost every dumbass person in 7th grade goes to roller kingdom. If you think you are damn close to hooking up with that guy or girl, you think again buddy because that person probably thinks you're ugly which everyone from RMS is. RMS students are dumbasses.

"Dude, did you ever even date anyone in middle school?"

"Nah b, I went to Richardson Middle School, everyone there was ugly af"

"Did you hear about that fight happening later bro?"
"Dude the teachers already heard about it the two kids already got a 2 day in-school suspension"

by Some petty retard June 17, 2017

Mr Richards

An extremely obese maths teacher with the world largest fat hairy nippons that uncontrollably produce excessive amounts of full fat milk in order to release stress in the upper section of the man-boob and also this milk would somehow defy gravity and tend to splash against his top lip and create a small ripple for all of the class to look at and laugh. He also has an inhuman addiction to using the term 'top set year 10' constantly which in Chinese translates to 'fat over-weight left bollock that sits in a beat-up chair with several board pens inserted into his arse hole in one go while he also sits there pouring a cold pot-noodle into his fat soggy mangina that further leaks of yogurt juice'. Hes also fat...

Mr Richards:Have all of you fags got your equipment?
Student:No you fucking cuntbag ive lost my ruler.
Mr Richards:What a fucking shame you fat cunt, 'your top set year 10'
Student:Fuck

by mrmystery69 August 29, 2016