Ruben

A sexy man who has a big penis and is loyal to his girlfreind and that is nice to strangers but mean to his freinds.

Me:Hi ruben
Ruben:Hits Me
Stranger:Hi im new here
Ruben:Need help to you class

by Random Guy873272 November 7, 2019

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo

Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night

by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Ruben

The grizzliest machismo in all of manhood. Peasants cower in fear as his masculine sideburns bring down the wrath of God in their poor villages. You think you may have seen him before, but rest assured, if you had, your loins would have already frothed with passion and your mind would have his image carved until the ends of the earth. This is Ruben.

Ruben touched my bed the other day. I am forever blessed.

by Irontayguh March 29, 2011

Rubie

A thic bitch with a super phat ass that loves to take booty pics

DAMNNNN! That's one thic rubie

by 666anthony July 17, 2016

Ruben

ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females

"wow your looking Rubenish today"

by kimlyn:) March 4, 2012

rubinoff

The bottle is plastic so it doesnt shattered when you fall down the stairs drunk off you ass.

Rubinoff Vodka, it rubbin off on YOU!

by BillMan August 28, 2003

Ruben

He simps alot and just simps cause he heartbroken

Female : you simping?

Ruben : a bitch took my heart and threw it to the floor im simping

by Clout Master October 16, 2017